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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8.) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months

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Alcohol

Posted on: July 27, 2008

“Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions….
but it helps you to forget the questions”

Yeah thats Right.  isnt it..    i got lots of problems. most of them in my personal life.. every now and then my mind comes up with lots of questions.. The questions which I never want to hear about!!!!..  then the only way to forget those questions is alcohol.   it really helps. why dont you give it a try


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