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How to marry for free

Follow the following steps

  1. Reach Bangalore/Bengaluru latest by Feb 14th

  2. After reaching Bangalore spot where the mad Muthalik’s gang is waiting with nuptial knot.(To spot them is easy they will be wearing pink underwear which they got through pink chaddi campaign)

  3. once you spot them, approach any good looking girl around you and offer the pack of lays which you are eating. (make sure Mad Muthalik’s gang see this.)

  4. That’s it. now the mad Muthalik’s gang will make arrangements for your marriage. absolutely for free and will give you saree which you can give to your new wife

  5. Plan your honeymoon dont miss this or u will have to reapeat all these steps next valentines day

  6. Dont Miss the Children’s day celebrations on nov 14th :P


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