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Sad News to all
No More Free marriages.. Muthalik withdrew his offer after he lost the battle to the pink chaddi’s
Cancel your feb 14th tickets to bangalore ; no more free marriages there..
the battle of pink seemed to be equally placed till yesterday.. but today i think pink chaddi’s made a huge win..
lets wait for next valentines day for a free marriage
This is an email forward i got today morning from the bobanandmolly yahoogroup.
i liked the humour but felt little sad on humiliating the great actor… i’m waiting for the counter mail of this from the mammootty fans. hope they will take it in a sportsman spirit.
no offense indented by me :P
I am Mammootty, most of my films are super duper flops. So my producers are in big loss. If you forward this mail to 10 peoples, I will get 10 Paise. If you have heart, please forward this mail and help me. If you help me now I will quit acting in Malayalam and go to Hindi/Tamil/Kannada films. If not I will torture you. Forward this to all my fans………
The silliness of sri rama sena explained
i got it as an email forward…
All credits to the original cartoon creator
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
8.) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months
“Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions….
but it helps you to forget the questions”
Yeah thats Right. isnt it.. i got lots of problems. most of them in my personal life.. every now and then my mind comes up with lots of questions.. The questions which I never want to hear about!!!!.. then the only way to forget those questions is alcohol. it really helps. why dont you give it a try