Archive for July 2008
Bugs!!! its the most common word in the software industry.
whatever you do in software field you end up in a bug..
The software market leaders are the leaders in Bugs too.
Bugs come in many forms.. lets discuss some of it
Most of the bugs occur because the programmer (i wish to call him the bug maker :P ) gets distracted due to the lady sitting in next seat or may be because of the beautiful lady he saw that day morning (yeah ladies are the root cause).
Another set of bugs occur because the bug maker wants to show off in front of the above mentioned root causes :P
Yet another kind of bugs that are formed because there is no bug in food. when there is no bug in food the bug maker enjoys his food to maximum and gets sleepy… this causes lots of bugs
The bug maker sometimes creates some bugs. this is because he is saturated with bugs. and whatever comes out of him will be buggy
Some bugs are Created purposefully. These bugs helps the programmer in different ways like making a DNA test to determine the father of the bugs andd so on.. these bugs are always a headache to the user (i wish to call him the idiot who uses bugs)
there are certain bugs that are hidden by bug maker but due to foolish intervention by the user these bugs gets revealed. this leads to many problems. these problems can include the bug maker being fired of his bug making.
Another big part of bug makers are known as designers. they actually design how a bug should be. Their bug is the dirtiest bug to tackle with. because they themselves dont know why the bug is created.
well about me.. i’m too good in bug making. i creates around 3-4 bugs a day.. but i swear i never kill any bug.. i lkeep them hidden from others.. i challenge you to find the bugs i’ve created :P
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
8.) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months
“Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions….
but it helps you to forget the questions”
Yeah thats Right. isnt it.. i got lots of problems. most of them in my personal life.. every now and then my mind comes up with lots of questions.. The questions which I never want to hear about!!!!.. then the only way to forget those questions is alcohol. it really helps. why dont you give it a try
For a Long time there is only one answer to the question Who is the players against spin bowling.. the answer was india..
The recent performance of Indian cricket team show they are forgetting what they knew the best. They are falling like anything against spin attack. its easy to understand a team of youngsters losing final match of asia cup.But what happened today???? Indian lost against spin!!!! when the greats of sachin tendulkar, rahul dravid, sourav ganguly, laxman etc fail against spin (yeah laxman managed something in first innings) then we have to give it a think… i doubt if the Indian team is still practicing to play against pace attack. dont know what happened to harbajan’s and kumble’s spin. when the srilankans batted the pitch looked like a great batting pitch and most of us thought the match will be a draw. but when the srilankans bowled the pitch suddenly seemed to be supporting spin attack… is it any black magic on the pitch?
Come On Guys dont give up we need you people to conquer lanka again…!! and show to world Indians are still the best against spin attack
i hope the indians will bounce back as they did against in australia in last australian tour.. but this habbit of losing first match is not good always….!!!
Which OS does this computer has???? Its always a big question that you face while you purchase a computer.
Most of the companies have made tie up with the Microsoft and is bringing out their product with windows preinstalled.. but a good configured system with windows installed is little bit beyond the reach of a common man.. here my question is Do you really need Windows.??? Most of you say yes i want windows because thats the only thing i know. just pause and think have you ever tried to check what Linux is all about or if something like Mac is there in market.. I’m sure most of those using pirated windows on their computer know there is something by the name linux but has never tried to check what it is because 10 years back someone checked it and said it is a geeks thing.. my simple advice try checking out a computer with ubuntu live cd.. its simply great if you need all the features like multimedia in it try fedora.. just see how gr8 it is and ofcourse the key word.. it is free… yo can get a copy of it from anyone who has it already. Free dosent mean it is sub-standard. Free means it gets improved every second. this is something unlike from windows. they make you pay and give you the bad experience. So why not go for more amazing, feature filled linux instead of Windows.. and yeah say good bye to virus along with windows.
Buying new computer? go thorugh these tips.
Let me ask you one simple question? whats your main purpose of buying a computer.. i’ve seen a lot of people who forget this when they buy computers. Everyone has some reason for buying a computer. either business or software development or timepass whatever it may be try finding the computer that can help you mostly what happenes is the sales executive praises a particular computer because he gets more benefits buy selling that particular one and most of the customers falls in his words.. let it not happen to you
Budget…!!! yeah it is the most crucial part of it. if you are in tight budget make sure you get the best suiting your budget. there are good computers available in all budgets wheter it be small, medium or high !!! never go for too high cost for absoultly useless (i mean if it is of no use to you) accessories for your Computer. accessories really kills your money.
Brand.. My simple advice is always to go for the best brand.. now you may ask me which is the best brand. answer is simple.. the one you feel best is the best!! for me i’ve felt same performance for all the brands of same price range and specifications. the most important thing to note here is which brand has the best service available and what are the terms and conditions in the service agreement. also check whose service cneter is more comfortable for you to reach to.. in case the brands dosent offer on-site service check the locations of the service centers also
Search… yeah search for the best.. there is no other substitute for search.. asking your friends is the best option.. never ask someone just because he is good in making powerpoint presentations find someone who has good knowledge of computer hardware.. and ofcourse google it
Dont fall in ads. yeah when there is a price cut or free accessories, understand something is wrong because no one is ready to suffer loss….!!!
when you are planning for a laptop because you need to travel make sure it is carriable.. weight does matter..!!! if the laptop is to replace your desktop then go for the biggest screen size possible. and in any case always go for the ones with monitor and keypad that you feel is the best
If you are from kochi.. check this site before purchasing a new computer