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Bugs!!!!!

Posted on: July 29, 2008

Bugs!!! its the most common word in the software industry.
whatever you do in software field you end up in a bug..
The software market leaders are the leaders in Bugs too.

Bugs come in many forms..  lets discuss some of it

Most of the bugs occur because the programmer (i wish to call him the bug maker :P ) gets distracted due to the lady sitting in next seat or may be because of the beautiful lady he saw that day morning (yeah ladies are the root cause).

Another set of bugs occur because the bug maker wants to show off in front of the above mentioned root causes :P

Yet another kind of bugs that are formed because there is no bug in food.  when there is no bug in food the bug maker enjoys his food to maximum and gets sleepy… this causes lots of bugs

The bug maker sometimes creates some bugs.  this is because he is saturated with bugs. and whatever comes out of him will be buggy

Some bugs  are Created purposefully. These bugs helps the programmer in different ways like making a DNA test to determine the father of the bugs  andd so on..  these bugs are always a headache to the user (i wish to call him the idiot who uses bugs)

there are certain bugs that are hidden by bug maker but due to foolish intervention by the user these bugs gets revealed. this leads to many problems. these problems can include the bug maker being fired of his  bug making.

Another big part of bug makers are known as designers. they actually design how a bug should be. Their bug is the dirtiest bug to tackle with. because they themselves dont know why the bug is created.

well about me.. i’m too good in bug making.   i creates around 3-4 bugs a day.. but i swear i never kill any bug.. i lkeep them hidden from others..  i challenge you to find the bugs i’ve created :P


1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8.) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months

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Alcohol

Posted on: July 27, 2008

“Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions….
but it helps you to forget the questions”

Yeah thats Right.  isnt it..    i got lots of problems. most of them in my personal life.. every now and then my mind comes up with lots of questions.. The questions which I never want to hear about!!!!..  then the only way to forget those questions is alcohol.   it really helps. why dont you give it a try

For a Long time there is only one answer to the question Who is the players against spin bowling..   the answer was india..

The recent performance of Indian cricket team show they are forgetting what they knew the best.  They are falling like anything against spin attack. its easy to understand a team of youngsters losing final match of asia cup.But what happened today???? Indian lost against spin!!!! when the greats of sachin tendulkar, rahul dravid, sourav ganguly, laxman etc fail against spin (yeah laxman managed something in first innings) then we have to give it a think…  i doubt if the Indian team is still practicing to play against pace attack.   dont know what happened to harbajan’s and kumble’s  spin. when the srilankans batted the pitch looked like a great batting pitch and most of us thought the match will be a draw. but when the srilankans bowled the pitch suddenly seemed to be supporting spin attack…  is it any black magic on the pitch?

Come On Guys dont give up we need you people to conquer lanka again…!! and show to world Indians are still the best against spin attack

i hope the indians will bounce back as they did against in australia in last australian tour.. but this habbit of losing first match is not good always….!!!

Yesterday bangalore witnessed a series of blasts.. and today the same thn in ahmedabad.. one big question…  Are the police and other concerned agencies still in belief that it is an odd instance…

what we can read from these 2 blasts is “Its a complete failure from the part of police and Intelligence agencies”. And one key point to be noted.  The people behind the attack chose less destructive materials for these blasts and I don’t think those anti social elements have targeted public crowd; other wise news headlines would have been flooded with numbers of dead. What i can infer from these is that those anti-social is trying to give a warning about something more dangerous… so my humble request to the police and intelligence agencies  PLEASE WAKE UP AND SAVE THE NATION

OS!!!!!

Posted on: July 25, 2008

Which OS does this computer has????  Its always a big question that you face while you purchase a computer.

Most of the companies have made tie up with the Microsoft and is bringing out their product with windows preinstalled..  but a good configured system with windows installed is little bit beyond the reach of a common man..  here my question is Do you really need Windows.??? Most of you say yes i want windows because thats the only thing i know.  just pause  and think have you ever tried to check what Linux is all about or if something like Mac is there in market..  I’m sure most of those using pirated windows on their computer know there is something by the name linux but has never tried to check what it is because 10 years back someone checked it and said it is a geeks thing..  my simple advice try checking out a computer with ubuntu live cd..  its simply great  if you need all the features  like multimedia in it try fedora..   just see how gr8 it is and ofcourse  the key word.. it is free…  yo can get a copy of it from anyone who has it already. Free dosent mean it is sub-standard. Free means it gets improved every second. this is something unlike from windows. they make you pay and give you the bad experience.  So why not go for more amazing, feature filled linux instead of Windows..  and yeah say good bye to virus along with windows.

Buying new computer? go thorugh these tips.

Let me ask you one simple question? whats your main purpose of buying a computer.. i’ve seen a lot of people who forget this when they buy computers. Everyone has some reason for buying a computer. either business or software development or timepass whatever it may be try finding the computer that can help you mostly what happenes is the sales executive praises a particular computer because he gets more benefits buy selling that particular one and most of the customers falls in his words.. let it not happen to you

Budget…!!! yeah it is the most crucial part of it. if you are in tight budget make sure you get the best suiting your budget. there are good computers available in all budgets wheter it be small, medium or high !!! never go for too high cost for absoultly useless (i mean if it is of no use to you) accessories for your Computer. accessories really kills your money.

Brand.. My simple advice is always to go for the best brand.. now you may ask me which is the best brand. answer is simple.. the one you feel best is the best!! for me i’ve felt same performance for all the brands of same price range and specifications. the most important thing to note here is which brand has the best service available and what are the terms and conditions in the service agreement. also check whose service cneter is more comfortable for you to reach to.. in case the brands dosent offer on-site service check the locations of the service centers also

Search… yeah search for the best.. there is no other substitute for search.. asking your friends is the best option.. never ask someone just because he is good in making powerpoint presentations find someone who has good knowledge of computer hardware.. and ofcourse google it

Dont fall in ads. yeah when there is a price cut or free accessories, understand something is wrong because no one is ready to suffer loss….!!!

when you are planning for a laptop because you need to travel make sure it is carriable.. weight does matter..!!! if the laptop is to replace your desktop then go for the biggest screen size possible. and in any case always go for the ones with monitor and keypad that you feel is the best

If you are from kochi.. check this site before purchasing a new computer

I’m Wondering Whats wrong with me …

is it because of the lost love.. or may be it can be called as an after-effect of a love failure.
I’ve decided to live this life without thinking about her again. and the hunt for a girl who can understand me is on.

Don’t know if i will win in this hunt but surely i’m not ready to give up because of a failure.

It was really hard for me to realize that I’m “just another one” for her.

I’m ready to correct myself. please everyone help me to improve.. give suggestions and advices for me to improve myself..

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When i look back i feel i missed 4 crucial years of my life.   right from the day i joined the college one girl caught my eye.  i don’t know why i fell in love with her…  but in simple words she was the world for me and i was yet another crap for her. she never loved  me but i never stopped loving her.  by the time i realized the harsh realities of life i had lost myself. everything was out of control.

Now I’m on a path back to myself. I’m trying to get engaged maximum in other activities so that i can forget her.  I’ve  already deleted all the contacts with her. i don’t want to see her or hear about her again.

Its all over.

let her go to hell because i want to be in heaven

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I just thought about what to write about.

i’ll write about orkut..  infact my experiences with orkut

i joined in orkut sometime in early 2006 i dont remember the exact date but i remember it was in february.  i staqrted orkuting just out of curiosity but now its has become part of my life..  i found my old pals  through orkut.  i think the older generations has benefited more from this cute tool as most of them found their very long missing pals through orkut.

For me its everything… i decided to leave orkut many time but i wasnt late to understand i cant leave it.

my 600+ friends out there.. i know each of them in person.  The life without orkut would have been totally different.

The good and the bad ..   yes orkut has both sides of which i would like to concentrate on the good side.  yes i’m an addict of orkut (i think i will put this on the bad side of orkut) it makes everyone an addict of itself.

here is the link to my orkut profile

enjoy orkutting..


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